Hey Captain Grumpy Pants...Frustrated searching for a 4 bedroom home in Menifee that is more than 2,000sf and less than $300,000? Yup, we get it. It's hard out there for a buyer. But, don't let your frustrated feelings get the best of you, because we are HERE TO SAVE THE DAY. Yes, that's right...we're talking about a 4 bedroom house in the desired Menifee Lakes Country Club area where you can rub shoulders with people named Buffy and Babsy. Okay, maybe not, those are odd names, but seriously though, this is the BEST DEAL IN MENIFEE. 2,034 square feet gives you enough room to hide from your kids if they're driving you nuts. In fact, if that is the case, you can lock yourself in the master bedroom upstairs and enjoy a bubble bath and stare at the fireplace or out the window to the golf course/lake combo, OR, you can step outside the master and do that EPIC Titanic pose with YO LOVAH off the balcony. Want a 3 car garage? Okay, you got it. Want a room downstairs? Psssh, got that too. NO HOA and Low Taxes? No worries, its got that too. How about +10% below market value for the area? YES! However, you may need to bring your own touch up paint and maybe throw in some flooring etc, but HECK, you'll have the best deal in Menifee. Check it out, because if you miss out, you'll just be all sad and grumpy again because you were too slow and got beat out by everyone else, and well, that's never fun, because as Charlie Sheen once wisely advised, it's all about "WINNING."